Can you ski naked in Italy?

Old Dec 21st, 2007, 12:56 AM
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Can you ski naked in Italy?

http://tinyurl.com/2hauku

It'll never catch on
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 01:22 AM
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Of course you can - just watch out for snow balls
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:07 AM
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Only if you have a rose clenched between your teeth
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:23 AM
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Absolutely not! Boots, gloves and hat are mandatory.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:33 AM
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Who knows? Stoos, a local ski resort, has just built a chair lift with heated seats for their Klingenstock run.

http://www.20min.ch/news/bern/story/17890697
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 03:31 AM
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What happens if you fall?
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 04:00 AM
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They are thinking of setting up hot tubs on the slopes.
Ski, tub, ski, alp hut, ski, tub, ski, alp hut, ski, tub, time to go home!

Talk about wellness and skiing in one package!

(This story was made up by yours truly.)
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 04:31 AM
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"What happens if you fall?" ...it's going to be one heck of a yard sale!
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 06:53 AM
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"What happens if you fall?" well it will depend on the size of your ski "pole"
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 07:17 AM
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Suggest you read Niven's "the Moon's a balloon" to understand the full import of what you propose
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 07:32 AM
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I would highly recommend a sock warmer.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 10:10 AM
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"Stoos, a local ski resort, has just built a chair lift with heated seats for their Klingenstock run." Klingenstock will not be a problem now
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 10:12 AM
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Try, and please do tell us about your experiences afterwards.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 12:18 PM
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The guys should definitely think Seinfeld here .

George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
 
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
 
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

Regards, Walter
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 12:32 PM
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This sounds like something that goes with a lot of schnaps. Don't post your pictures when you get back.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 12:32 PM
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One of the Seinfeld Top Ten...even hilarious as a frequent rerun..
stu t.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 01:08 PM
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He's Austrian, of course.

I'm glad to see they already have enough snow for skiing in the Alps/Dolomites this year!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 06:43 AM
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Remember, if frostbite is serious enough one might lose an appendage.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 02:22 PM
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The title of this thread is "Can you ski naked in Italy?". My question is "would you want to and if so why?".
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 04:15 PM
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If you thought there was shrinkage swimming in cold water in April. . .
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