Brungaria?
 

Is a visit to Brungaria possible?

Only in your dreams.

That's where all lost suitcases end up.

I still haven't found their telephone number yet. I'm missing a suitcase with white tennis shoes, an empty moneybelt and bleach for my teeth.

Not to mention the little black dress that turns an American tourist into a recognisable Parisienne.

>Is a visit to Brungaria possible?

There are direct trains from Molvania.

Or you could fly one of the cheapy airlines

But you have to change in Estonia...did you know that is where stones are manufactured?

And I thought Estonia just had good grass.

>Estonia...did you know that is where stones are manufactured?

Don't mean to hijack the thread, but I am planning to visit Latin America. Where should I go to learn Latin?

The Latin Quarter, of course, but don't let your wife wear a pink jogging suit.