Britain Warning: Edible Sex Accessories Contaminated
 

NYtimes reports today:

"the industrial chemical melamine has found an unexpected new frontier, Britain's food regulator said Monday that several edible sex accessories imported from China and sold in Britain were contaminated with small amounts of melamine.
The products include chocolate and strawberry 'body pens' as well as erotic chocolate lotion.
The sex shop where they were found: Ann Summers.

So avoid this shop when in Britain seeking sex accessories.

Q - what the heck is a 'body pen'?

And considering the studies that link oral sex to cancer this is a double whammy.

"Q - what the heck is a body pen?"

Use your imagination Pal!

Yes use your imagination its safer and cheaper.

thanks for keeping us safe, palenQ.

Q - what the heck is a 'body pen'?

Is it short for "body pendulum"? :-p

(serious answer: pen filled with something not harmful to write on body, Google, you'll see)