This thread is much more illuminating than "real" advice. Please don't go -- keep me entertained!
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I bought my black (not white) sneakers at Carrefour, too.

I'm wearing Carrefour pants while typing this. I'm sure you're all relieved to know that I wear pants when participating in a Fodors thread.

You all know, of course, you can't wear black to the croquet match following our picnic in the Bois.

lol !

You might be the only one who does FMT. ;)