Nobody should be embarrassed by old busybodies who get their kicks from harassing foreigners. If there are signs on the door, they should be obeyed, of course, but otherwise a respectful attitude is the most important thing. Most churches allow photography; some forbid flash. But that wouldn't stop some officious people from protesting the photos.

If I were a woman, I would dress like Angela Merkel, topping off my outfit with a frown! (Does Angela shop at Marina Rinaldi?)

If I were a man, I would dress like Vladimir Putin, topping off my outfit with an old-geezer comb over and foxy eyebrows.

Thin

So, Thin, when you are "puttin on a Putin", we can expect to see you in leather trousers and a bare chest?