Are Italians the best lovers?

May 4th, 2001, 02:22 PM
carrie allen
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latin/spanish/portugese (i will lump them together) men have to be the best at well you guys know! i am even married to one and ooohhhhh weeeee! they stay *active* forever and they even are sexier as time goes on. maybe thats why my husband is 56 and i am 32! well i have to go now there is someone calling me!
Jul 29th, 2001, 03:18 AM
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Topping for Coy.
Jul 29th, 2001, 03:21 AM
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For Coy...
Jul 29th, 2001, 08:29 AM
French lover in London
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Undoubtedly, we french are the best lovers...

That's why I came to UK, I really feel as a babe-magnet here, since most of british lads are hardly able to get an erection after their pub-sessions...
When they got one by chance, they don't even think about foreplays (no need to say "long-lasting oral sessions" in which as a french I'm very good indeed) and barely last more than 5 minutes or so...

And all these frustrated starving ladies in London streets and tube after 11pm, to me it's an Eldorado and really great fun!...
Thanks to u guys!

By the way, if you like the kind of submissive guys, then do Italia...
Jul 29th, 2001, 08:59 AM
To Marie
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This European Sex Contest of yours sounds rather good to me, I'm willing to volunteer as well, as a sample of the proud northern latin nation (France - we're the little sister of Italy but Italians are definitely our little-brothers)...
But beware: you'll hardly remember anything the day after, as soon as I'll serve you my "entrées" "hors d'œuvres" and other naughty foreplays, except "WOW!"...
Jul 29th, 2001, 09:11 AM
Does size matter?
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FYI, you can find the best lovers in a country in which size doesn't matter as much as in the obsessive US or UK...

Size does matter there! But it's much more easy to park with the little vehicles we've got in Mainland Europe...

As my ex said: "5 cm (2 inches!) are enough to me, as long as the belonger knows how to use them better than this monster-dicked dickhead pushy stallion"

Which doesn't mean at all I've got a 2 inches one...

Getting hot in here, no?
Jul 29th, 2001, 12:08 PM
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Sorry, GUY, but men ARE sides of beef. I, in particular, like mine well-seasoned!
Jul 29th, 2001, 12:11 PM
French beef
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I'm rather a well-done one...
And I like it well done!
Jul 29th, 2001, 12:15 PM
udunno nething about life!
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Especially with Béarnaise on the side, and REAL french bread, not the rotted moisturized "baguette" you sell down there in UK...
And for Christ's sake! some pepper and salt on the table please!!!
Jul 29th, 2001, 12:35 PM
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Hi no name!
You'll find loads loads of beefs around here in the UK!!!!
By chance, we the frogs are coming to save the dumbness of this isolated so-called civilisation...
But there's no way to save your souls...
Once upon a time, a big empire, stretched now to a little island apart from Europe (what da fuck is Europe?)...
The first democracy in the world was the greek one, then Venezia, then...
Then the first concentration-camps have been invented by... by? by???
BY THE BRITS! (in South Africa)
not by Adolf...
Appartheid was created by? by???

God save the Gouine
(the dyke)


And this kingdom (yes, without a capital "K)" is still believing it invented the democracy some centuries ago...
It just invented CCTV and created the nastiest police in Europe...
What a proud nation I envy!

Jul 30th, 2001, 03:51 AM
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I am now going to embark on a new mission i will sleep with a man from every country take notes, and photographs, and get back to you with a well informed answer..why didn't you just ask if that myth about the size of certain "people" was really bigger than everyone elses..
Jul 30th, 2001, 05:16 AM
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I sat next to a nympho on a flight to Chicago and she educated me about a lot of myths about sex. The American Indian has the biggest "tools", the jewish male is the best lover but if you want the best all around sex encounter, get a redneck. When she asked me my name I told her "Tonto Goldberg, but my friends call me Billy Bob".
Nov 8th, 2004, 01:37 PM
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I am going to have to get over to Europe soon and find out for myself.

Degas, is Guy a relative of yours?
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Nov 8th, 2004, 02:17 PM
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theregoesminerva, he could be.

But you know the University of Georgia has conducted many in-depth studies, of which I played a big part, that showed conclusively that a redneck is the best lover provided he is sober and his belly is full.
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Nov 8th, 2004, 03:01 PM
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And puts down the remote first!
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Nov 8th, 2004, 03:05 PM
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.....and you can get the dogs to go outside.
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I must admit to being a bit remiss in making my hounds go outside on a frosty winter night, so I blindfold them so they don't get too scared when the "action" gets hot and wild.
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Nov 8th, 2004, 03:21 PM
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Giggling, degas
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Thierry was wonderful and oh so French. That's all I am going to say.
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Nov 8th, 2004, 03:22 PM
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this is funny! And that is another mimi, not me.
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