Antique Watching while in the UK
 

Would anyone know which museum displays King Arthur's round-table these days?

It is in the Great Hall in Winchester.

The Loch Ness monster sleeps under it...

...in a little town called Brigadoon

Next door to Gryffindor House.

It's not in a museum. It's in the back at the Excali-Bar next to the castle car park in Tintagel. Covered in brown sauce stains from the pasties, and there's a lot of yucky chewing gum stuck on the underside from all the visiting Americans. And some idiots named "L&G" should have left their damned pocket knives at home.

But it is being moved to London soon to a new theater-in-the-round next door to the Globe so all the groundlings who feel faint after three hours of standing can go sit down and order a full English breakfast.