Airline acronyms
 

Found this on anotehr site. Here are a few examples. For more check http://tealdragon.net/humor/defs/airlines.htm <BR> <BR>What do those acronyms mean? <BR> <BR>ALITALIA - <BR>A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude <BR> <BR>AMERICAN: - <BR>A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now <BR> <BR>BWIA - <BR>Born to Wait In Airports <BR> <BR>DELTA - <BR>Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive <BR> <BR>

Sally, <BR>Sorry, gotta correct you on Delta: <BR> <BR>Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport <BR> <BR>:) <BR> <BR>BC

That's on the longer list BC:)

Lufthansa - If you press the Flight Attendant call button, prepare to be smacked.

No xxx, you're getting confused here. <BR> <BR>You have expanded the acronym for the <BR>IYPTFACBPTBS airline flying out of Kazakhstan. <BR> <BR>Lufthansa is <BR> <BR>&lt;laute und furchtbar träge Hostessen; auch nicht so anziehend&gt;

Cool, Sally, are there any more?

Good day Inky:) <BR>Go to the site http://tealdragon.net/humor/defs/airlines.htm and you will find more than you can get your tentacles around:)

Did you hear that El Al is merging with Alitalia? It's going to be called Velaltelia. <BR> <BR>;)

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