Sioux Falls, South Dakota for the goat races...

but refused to go there..

because this is europe!

Yes, Europe. Where Fabio...

made love to you..

while the sun set on...

the Sorrento webcam while Fodorites...

eagerly await their trip.

to the land of Love..

enthusiastically waiving at their cyberfriends

using there video cell phone...

Who is that MOONING us???

It is me uncle....

singing "C'mon a my house - a my house!!