What are the chances op is on his way to Zurich at this moment?

I have decided the OP was a troll being funny and trying to seem clueless. He changed construction patterns when a normal person, or even a person for whom English is a second language, would consistently use the same construction unless they were deliberately trying to seem clueless. His use of "gud" rather than good and "the" beautiful Europe and well as "u r a cool dude" also seemed deliberate, and not the words of someone who did not know American slang. Yet, he had a visa?

I hope he is having a "gud" time roaming "the" beautiful Europe on Sparkchaser's "suggested" ultimate tour.

oh well, he gave us all a laugh.