Where to go- need advice
 

I would like to go on vacation to any of the Carribean islands. My criteria are the following (from most important to least important)
1. not many Americans
2. topless beaches
3. no or few honeymooners
4. few or no small kids

Does this place exist?

yes, it exists, in your own backyard...is this a joke or what?

Why no Americans?

I just would like to have a vacation in a place where there are more Europeans than Americans. Actually prefer Americans in my backyard.:-)

Guadaloupe or Martinique.

St Barths

how about europe