Al Kayda

I'm leading a tour of wealthy juvenile delinquents into Kingston for an upscale version of "Scared Straight". All the locals are in on the act; we will encounter insane, hatchchet-wielding voodoo pimps, jaundiced prostitutes and shrink-wrapped crack-heads. My question is, where can I take the youth afterwards for dinner?

tivertonhouse

See the old Time Zone classic 'TO SERVE MAN';bringing your own Pickapeppa is also regarded as a friendly gesture by locals...Alternately, try NORMA'S.

Jill

Tiverton,<BR><BR>you cannot think he's serious...

tivertonhouse

jill -- not at all/lol -- therein, the response. TO SERVE MAN is a cookbook...

Michael

Al,<BR><BR>I would heartily recommend you take your crew into East Kingston. Along with the Pickapeppa recommendation by tivertonhouse, make every effort to find "I Support Edward Seaga" tee shirts. These never fail to bring a laugh by all who see them. Plus, look into "Gun Court Supporter" tee shirts, also. You will have so much fun with these, I doubt you'll ever want to leave. Or be able to.

decemberderelections

Trade ya a 'Nah fix de b****y holes,P.J.--fix de potholes" t-shirt fi one ur Seaga specials, preferably with bullet holes. /lol