The Dog and the Doc
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'I'll just give me a mild sedative, then a local anaesthetic.'
'Bring on the valium, fast!'
'Oh, we've got much better stuff than that...'
'Give me a double dose.'
'Just a little prick,' my jolly anaesthetist smiled.
'Sorry' I said, 'I'm under stress.'
I don't think this is what he meant.
There was a cold sensation in my arm and I went out like a light. I went out so quickly I didn't know I went out. When I came back to consciousness in a different room with three people leaning over me I didn't even know I'd come to. It was all over Red Rover.
Well, not quite. Half the surgery worked and half didn't. Let's not go there. The biggest wound is to my wallet. A$14,000 for today's little excitement. Yikes.
But the biggest gain has been two-fold:
One: big fear reduction. Marya_ is absolutely right.
Two: massive kindness in Fodor's. I'm not sure I deserve it but, my friends, it sure did hit the spot. I'm in your debt.
Lordy, I'm tired though. Sitting, waiting for it all for four long hours was kinda stressful. I've used up all my vital juices so forgive me if I don't write now. All my bits do seem to be intact, however. So I'll take it easy tonite.
Thank you guys for helping.
'Bring on the valium, fast!'
'Oh, we've got much better stuff than that...'
'Give me a double dose.'
'Just a little prick,' my jolly anaesthetist smiled.
'Sorry' I said, 'I'm under stress.'
I don't think this is what he meant.
There was a cold sensation in my arm and I went out like a light. I went out so quickly I didn't know I went out. When I came back to consciousness in a different room with three people leaning over me I didn't even know I'd come to. It was all over Red Rover.
Well, not quite. Half the surgery worked and half didn't. Let's not go there. The biggest wound is to my wallet. A$14,000 for today's little excitement. Yikes.
But the biggest gain has been two-fold:
One: big fear reduction. Marya_ is absolutely right.
Two: massive kindness in Fodor's. I'm not sure I deserve it but, my friends, it sure did hit the spot. I'm in your debt.
Lordy, I'm tired though. Sitting, waiting for it all for four long hours was kinda stressful. I've used up all my vital juices so forgive me if I don't write now. All my bits do seem to be intact, however. So I'll take it easy tonite.
Thank you guys for helping.
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Glad all your bits are intact and that you are back with us. Do you have to go back for a re-do of the other half?
Just think of the money in terms of a Dogster style ocean cruise, rather short and expensive - at least it has greater benefits (except for us in terms of stories).
Sleep well tonight my friend.
Just think of the money in terms of a Dogster style ocean cruise, rather short and expensive - at least it has greater benefits (except for us in terms of stories).
Sleep well tonight my friend.
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Thanks for keeping us posted. You know our thoughts travel across oceans and continents to you.
It was a very expensive hotel room for a day, but may be this one is tax deductible? Or think of it as Mary said an aborted cruise.
Be well and get well.
It was a very expensive hotel room for a day, but may be this one is tax deductible? Or think of it as Mary said an aborted cruise.
Be well and get well.
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Thanks for the update. Glad to hear everything is intact. I always figure the recovery is worse than the surgery (since you're out for that) - hope it's going well. Just compensate for the cost by making the next trip a bit more budget level than usual - it could be fun!
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Hey dog,
Just catching up on this thread. I'm back in BKK after a few days at Krabi. I'm glad your ordeal is over. Yes, they do have some mighty good knock-out stuff!! The one they gave me back in 2002 curled my otherwise straight hair for about 7 years!! Hair is now back to its normal state.
Anyway, good to know you are on the mend. Come to Bangkok to relax, have a beer at Maeng's, stay on soi 8 rather than at that expensive place YOU like to call "home." haha
We'll keep thinkin' about ya.
Carol
Just catching up on this thread. I'm back in BKK after a few days at Krabi. I'm glad your ordeal is over. Yes, they do have some mighty good knock-out stuff!! The one they gave me back in 2002 curled my otherwise straight hair for about 7 years!! Hair is now back to its normal state.
Anyway, good to know you are on the mend. Come to Bangkok to relax, have a beer at Maeng's, stay on soi 8 rather than at that expensive place YOU like to call "home." haha
We'll keep thinkin' about ya.
Carol
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Thanks guys - I'm feeling a bit sore and have to lie around a lot.
Alas, the fat lady didn't sing quite as we wanted. One leg 100% fixed, the other 0% fixed. So it's more crapola, cut, slice and dice, up to a week in hospital and an arterial graft. Gawd.
I'm cool. I've faced the worst and now I'm in the zone of, 'O.K. - let's do it.' But I'm getting a bit embarrassed - I'd like this little story to have a beginning, a middle and an end for you all, after that wonderful deluge of kindness. Alas, it appears that it will have its own dynamic. Lousy theatre. Sorry.
It's an intermission now, till August 26. Grande Finale coming up. My rather cool vascular surgeon seemed to think I could make it on the Pandaw cruise Sept 28... but I'm gonna give that a bit more thought.
Alas, the fat lady didn't sing quite as we wanted. One leg 100% fixed, the other 0% fixed. So it's more crapola, cut, slice and dice, up to a week in hospital and an arterial graft. Gawd.
I'm cool. I've faced the worst and now I'm in the zone of, 'O.K. - let's do it.' But I'm getting a bit embarrassed - I'd like this little story to have a beginning, a middle and an end for you all, after that wonderful deluge of kindness. Alas, it appears that it will have its own dynamic. Lousy theatre. Sorry.
It's an intermission now, till August 26. Grande Finale coming up. My rather cool vascular surgeon seemed to think I could make it on the Pandaw cruise Sept 28... but I'm gonna give that a bit more thought.
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Shucks, that's a drag about the 2nd surgery. But glad the one paw's good to go. Is this hereditary, the result of too much tap dancing, or something you get from hanging out with eunuchs? I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to go on a mobile safari in Mozambique, or down the Irawaddy, with my bum spine, which grows worse by the day. So I empathize.
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I would imagine, LA, that this is the result of decades of self-abuse.
Let me re-phrase that: decades of bad behavior. lol. Not one jot of which I regret. I never did tap dance but I'm very grateful to those who do. My eunuchs had no effect on blood flow, I can assure you... lol
But it's an interesting conundrum: how to travel with minimum stress on the broken bits. Just as there's a market for back-packers, so there's a market for tragic crippled Dogs and those with a bum spine. Hence my recent enthusiasm for river cruises, luxury train trips and other sedentary yet mobile travel experiences. Pandaw is perfect. Maybe a mobile safari in Mozambique is a bit too bumpy.
Let me re-phrase that: decades of bad behavior. lol. Not one jot of which I regret. I never did tap dance but I'm very grateful to those who do. My eunuchs had no effect on blood flow, I can assure you... lol
But it's an interesting conundrum: how to travel with minimum stress on the broken bits. Just as there's a market for back-packers, so there's a market for tragic crippled Dogs and those with a bum spine. Hence my recent enthusiasm for river cruises, luxury train trips and other sedentary yet mobile travel experiences. Pandaw is perfect. Maybe a mobile safari in Mozambique is a bit too bumpy.