New Jodhpur Sandals All-Inclusive Resort and Theme Park
 

In my current India trip report I was asked about construction going on next to my hotel in Jodhpur. Additional research has revealed some exciting news. It is, in fact, a soon to be completed <b>Jodhpur Sandals All-Inclusive Resort and Theme Park&reg;</b>
with the tagline <i>"Live like a Raj for just a few Rupees"&trade;</i>

Among the attractions will be an Animatronic Mother Teresa in the lobby, Virtual Camel Rides, Wet Sari contests, The Ganges Water Slide, 3D Yoga classes and every weekend, Hip-Hop Holi.

All of the 2758 rooms will feature a choice of Maharani or Maharaja-sized beds ( Bed of nails must be reserved in advance).

The pool-side restaurant will offer toothsome treats like Sufi Sushi and California Curry. And don't miss the Delectable Desert Dessert menu.

Very funny. At least, I hope this is a joke!

My thought exactly, Kathie..
Rje, surely you jest....right (fingers crossed)????

I researched too. You forgot to mention the Mehrengarh Merry-go-Round, and the Jodhpur Jump
(an imitation of the one in Coney Island).

Too funny!

I imagine there will be a Tuk-Tuk obstacle course or perhaps a Driving in Delhi simulator, cows included?