Inflight question
 

If you have 'gas' do you hold it, excuse yourself and go to the lav, or just let it rip?

It really depends.<BR>If someone is next to me I use the bathroom, but if the seat is empty I just lift my leg and squeek one out.<BR><BR>It helps if there is a baby near you so you can blame their diaper.

Flat@ulance. Do you have all your school supplies yet? The first day of school is coming up.<BR><BR>Have a good year in third grade.<BR><BR><BR>

x....Just curious, but why do you have to lift your leg? Maybe it's the squeeking, but....?

My condolences to all the teachers who are about to have to deal with these children for another year.<BR><BR>You'll know you've grown up "Flat" when you don't get all giggly about body functions, and you'll know you have a real sense of humor if you can make people smile about something else.