AAFrequentFlyer

<i>German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.</i>

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...75435320080129

letsgo39

Brrrrrr,sounds cold.

thit_cho

Certainly makes it easy for the security guards to conduct a strip search

cfc

Sir, you do have to fasten your seat belt, I'm sorry. Just be more careful.

raspberryberet

Yeah, brrr is right! And I wonder where they get the FA's? Are they also nudists? If not, do they mind all the nude passengers? Bizarre! (Not that there's anything wrong with that! )

wally34949

As long as they remember to put a towel down on the seat, it's ok with me.

letsgo39

As long as they remember to put a towel down on the seat, it's ok with me.



EWWWWWWWW! I'm not sitting there.

thit_cho

&lt;&lt;And I wonder where they get the FA's? Are they also nudists?&gt;&gt;

I heard on the radio this morning that the stewardesses will not be nude -- something about safety.

WillTravel

Is it safe to do an evacuation down the safety slide when nude? I tend to think not.

Mamamia

I heard the pilots are flying the plane nude. It's company policy.

Don't remember where I heard it.

Louise

Makes me snicker when I think of a nudist cruise a few years ago on a particular expedition ship. Imagine what the the lifeboat drills and zodiac excusions with life jackets looked like.

cary999

Remember, when flying nude, you can get HIV from an airline seat.

regards - tom
That is, if you sit down before the last guy gets up.

L84SKY

&quot;you can get HIV from an airline seat&quot;

Sorry cary, this is absolutely untrue.

AAFrequentFlyer

<b>L84SKY</b>

That was an attempt at humor, read the last line...


Here is Letterman's <i>Ten Top Questions To Ask Yourself Before Flying The Naked Airline<i>

10.What if my tray table isn't the only thing in an upright position?

9.Are the seats taken out and incinerated after each flight?

8.Would it be cheaper to take the naked Greyhound Bus?

7.Is the coffee served in a spill-proof cup?

6.I thought you said, 'cockpit'

5.Is this what the Wright Brothers had in mind?

4.Hey, isn't that Matthew McConaughey?

3.Where do I keep my passport?

2.Is this really the kind of flight I should be taking with mom?

1.Do I really want people handling my baggage? </i></i>

L84SKY

Thank you AA
and please accept my apology cary.

I'm afraid I was in violation of what must be a Fodor rule; posting while not properly caffinated.

P_M

If you're invited to go into the <i>cockpit,</i> RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

Debi

Y'all are sick! This IS why I like this website..... .

wally34949

I did a nude cruse to Alaska last year and we did the safety drill with the clothes on. We were not allowed to take our clothes off until about 45 minutes from leaving the Seattle port. The employees did have their clothes on.

BlueSea

Will the towels be brown coloured?

Are they still hunting for that stewardess who did a striptease in the cockpit, to ask her to be on the flight?