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Single travellers on safari - what have your experiences been like?

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Jul 25th, 2005, 02:46 AM
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9) I am bringing my three spoiled brats with me, who have a collective attention span of 0.05 seconds and are guaranteed to make enough noise to frighten any animal within a five-mile radius. Since I cannot afford my own vehicle, everyone is expected to do whatever my precious babies want and to treat them like the princes and princesses they are.

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Jul 26th, 2005, 01:04 PM
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Another one is:

10) Iíve paid a lot of money and expect the highest professional standards from your guides. In the evening, Iíll compare what Iíve seen with people in other cars and - if I find that their collective sightings, including previous trips, and what theyíve heard from other people who has been on safari somewhere some time are superior in quality and quantity to what my guide has been able to provide Ė Iíll be very disappointed.
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Jul 26th, 2005, 07:12 PM
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What a hilarious top 10 list you all have compiled!
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