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Please...I BEG all of you STOP THE ROCCCO FEEDING FRENZY

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Feb 14th, 2004, 06:47 PM
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Please...I BEG all of you STOP THE ROCCCO FEEDING FRENZY

For the love of God, I am BEGGING ALL OF YOU, on MY HANDS AND KNEES, stop this "thanks to Roccco" "Roccco--My African Hero revisited, ROCCCO-A study in African idiosyncracies....oh come on. Please cease this idle encouragement!!!!!!

For all of you who have been motivated, inspired, hydrated, WHATEVER, by roccco...you are quite welcome--really, the pleasure was all his.

From now on though, DONT THANK HIM!!!! IT JUST MAKES MY LIFE MISERABLE!!!! Have you no mercy???

Yes, Yes, Zambia's in Prague is out--are any of you surprised? Who would want to city a beautiful baroque city when we can jump around the Zambian countryside, fliting from here to there monkey after monkey???

I hear it's lovely this time of year.

I, for that matter, will go fully equipped with DVD player, electric burner and my own repitoire of special foods (pita, tortilla, dehydrated re-fried beans, feta cheese, earl grey tea et, al....I dont care HOW hungry roccco gets, he won't get a bite.

I don't care HOW starved he'll be for t.v. (trust me he WATCHES t.v.), he won't even be allowed to PEEP at the screen.

I will also have headphones for the game drives--I'll watch sex-in-the-city.

If you seen one baboon's swollen ass, you've seen em all....

Love you guys--and remember what I said!
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