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Te Mataré, Ramírez
Te Mataré, Ramírez Review
Te Mataré Ramírez, which translates as "I Will Kill You, Ramirez," is as unusual as it sounds. This self-styled "erotic restaurant" seduces with dishes such as "You Surrender to My Intimate Perversions" (roast lamb with fennel, celery, quinoa, and cream hummus) and desserts like "Do What I'm Doing to You" (a four-layer alfajor, with cocoa, peanut butter, and red tart sauce). Tuesday through Thursday the temperature rises with a tastefully done "erotic theater" show, and Monday night brings live jazz and bossa nova. From behind the bar come all variety of cocktails to sip as you peruse the illustrated menu or gaze at the restaurant's erotic art collection.
- Address: Gorriti 5054, Palermo Soho, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires 1425 | Map It
- Phone: 11/4831-9156
- Website: www.tematareramirez.com
- Metro D to Plaza Italia.
- Location: Palermo
Contact Information
- No credit cards.
- No lunch.
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