Even grown-ups get to act like kids at this old-fashioned farm inn that gets a "four-pig" rating. Guests are awakened at 8 a.m. for chores, which can include milking the goats and bottle-feeding the calves. The accommodations have names like the Hayloft Suite and the Pig Pen Room. The old frame home has an Amish cookstove; the property has a playhouse and a swimming pond with waterfalls and a sitting area. A hearty breakfast is included if you stay in one of the rooms; guests in the apartments are given ingredients to make their own.