What do you get when you fill a country-themed Texas saloon with slick dance-music-crazed nightclubbers? Madness—10-gallon-hat madness. Behind the Texas-shaped neon sign, Stoney's (named after its owner) has all the glam hot-spot fixings: one of the largest dance floors in Nevada, private tables, a VIP lounge, bottle service, and music that can segue from Merle Haggard to Jay Z. With $15 all-you-can-drink draft beer specials on Thursdays and free dance lessons daily, you can't beat the prices either. A new location in Town Square makes the club convenient to visit from casinos on the Strip.