Dr. Seuss put elephants in trees and green eggs and ham on trains, so it doesn't seem far-fetched that fish can circle "squirting posts" to a Jamaican beat. After a rather lengthy wait for what will seem like a very short experience, you climb into your fish and as it spins around a center pole, you (or your child) control its up-and-down motion. The key is to follow the lyrics of the special song—if you go down when the song tells you to go up, you may be drenched courtesy of the aforementioned squirting post. Then again, if the guests ahead of you miss their cue, the water's still spraying—and will likely splash you, too. Mighty silly, mighty fun.
For people with disabilities: Modified mounts let guests using wheelchairs ride without having to transfer to a ride vehicle. Use Express Pass and/or come early or late. Consider skipping it on your first visit.
Seuss Landing, Universal Orlando, Florida, 32819, United States