Fountain of Youth National Archaeological Park

Fountain of Youth National Archaeological Park Review

Here's the thing about "North America's first historical site": you either love it, or you hate it. Fans of the grade-A tourist trap appreciate the kitsch factor. They laugh at the cheesy costumes and educational displays. They chuckle at the tired planetarium show. They wonder if the "national archaeological park" really means anything (it doesn't) or if it's affiliated with the National Park Service (it isn't). Eventually they sip from the legendary Fountain of Youth, if only to mock Ponce de León and his followers for believing such foul-tasting water could hold magical powers. If you don't appreciate kitsch, you'll be disappointed in the dated exhibits and disinterested employees and wish you had spent your money on a roast-beef sandwich.