The Ramos House Cafe

This place could not be cuter--from the seating in the shade on historical Rios Street while waiting, to our darling table in a corner with trains roaring past on one side and an herb and vegetable garden on the other. Service was warm, friendly and prompt. Consequently the food was a shock. Since we could not find anything we wanted to eat--eggs, more eggs, and macaroni--we ordered the suggested favorites. The macaroni was buttery and otherwise unexceptional. The crab cakes, which tasted like two sawdust bisquits, were covered with a greasy mix of bacon and eggs and topped with a curly something fried so hard that one couldn't tell what it might be. When I take in such a humungous load of calories, I at least want to enjoy it. Such nice people! I hope they can come up with a healthier and tastier menu.