If you have any religious sensitivity, moral convictions, a hard time letting loose, or a heart condition, you may want to think twice before entering El Squid Roe. Just about anything goes here: waiters dance and gyrate with female patrons, roaming waitresses shove Jell-O shots down your throat, frat-boy wannabes attempt beer-chugging contests, scantily clad dancers undulate in a makeshift penitentiary—and that's just during lunch. OK, maybe not, but be prepared for a scene. During spring break or high season, more than 5,000 revelers come here on any given night—and many stay until 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, or even sunrise. Feeling out of place? Head for the second-floor balcony, where the scene is a bit less sexy.
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