Each of these fills one day. Together they touch on some of PV's most quintessential experiences, from shopping to getting outdoors for adventure tours or golfing, or just relaxing at the best beaches and spas.
Head south of downtown to the Zona Romántica for a day of excellent shopping and dining. Stop at Isla Cuale for trinkets and T-shirts; have an island breakfast overlooking the stream at the River Cafe or an excellent lunch at Le Bistro, where the romantic, neo-Continental décor and monumental architecture produce a flood of endorphins.
Most of the stores in the neighborhood will either ship your oversized prizes for you or expertly pack them and recommend reputable shipping companies.
Crossing the pedestrian bridge nearest the bay, drop nonshoppers at Los Muertos Beach. They can watch the fishermen on the small pier, lie in the sun, sit in the shade with a good book, or walk south to the rocky coves of Conchas Chinas Beach, which is good for snorkeling when the water is calm. Meanwhile, the shoppers head to Calle Basilio Badillo and surrounding streets for folk art, housewares, antiques, clothing, and accessories. End the day back at Los Muertos with dinner, drinks, and live music.
Some of the musicians at beachfront restaurants work for the restaurant, others are freelancers. If a roving musician (or six) ask what you'd like to hear, ask the price of a song.
If you've got wheels, explore a different sort of beach resort. After breakfast, grab beach togs, sunscreen, and other essentials for a day at the beach and head north. Those with a sweet tooth might make a pit stop at Pie in The Sky, with excellent pie, chocolate, and other sugar fixes. About 45 minutes north of PV, join Mexican families on the beach at Rincón de Guayabitos, on long Jaltemba Bay. Play in the mild surf; walk the pretty, long beach; or head just a mile south to Playa Los Ayala, where you can take a ride in a glass-bottom boat. Vendors on the sand sell chilled coconuts and watermelon from their brightly colored stands. On the way back south, stop in the small town of San Francisco, aka San Pancho, for dinner. You can't go wrong at La Ola Rica, Gallo's Pizzeria, or the slightly more sophisticated Cafe del Mar (brush the sand off your feet for that one). In high season and especially on weekend evenings, one of the three will probably have live music, especially Gallo's.
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Take a water taxi out for a look at El Islote island, where with luck you might spot a whale between December and March.
For an unforgettable experience (at least for a few days, until your thigh muscles recover), take a horse-riding expedition into Vallarta's verdant tropical forest. Rancho Charro and Rancho Ojo de Agua have full-day excursions; the former has several multiday excursions as well, including tours to the former silver-mining towns of Mascota and San Sebastián. For those who prefer motorized horsepower, Wild Vallarta runs full-day ATV tours to San Sebastián.
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Full-day and overnight trips provide food and refreshments, but if possible bring a day pack with things to make yourself comfortable: bottled water, tissues or handkerchief, bandana, and plenty of sunblock. Don't pack it so full that it's unpleasantly heavy, however. Wear a hat.
Puerto Vallarta is one of Mexico's best golfing destinations. And what better way to top off a day of play than with a steam, soak, and massage? At the south end of the Costalegre, Grand Bay Isla Navidad has variety of play (three 9-hole courses) and a spa with massage, facials, and a gym. Above PV, the Four Seasons has 19 holes of good golfing (the optional 19th on its own little island) and an excellent spa, but the latter is for guests only. In between these two extremes are less-exclusive but still great courses. The closest spas to the greens of Marina Vallarta and the excellent Vista Vallarta are those of the Westin Regina and the CasaMagna Marriott. The El Tigre course is associated with the Paradise Village resort, but this excellent and moderately priced spa is open also to those who golf at Mayan Palace, just up the road and at Flamingos, at the far northern edge of Nuevo Vallarta.
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Ask your concierge (or look online) to find out how far ahead you can reserve, and then try for the earliest possible tee time to beat the heat. If the course you choose doesn't have a club pool, you can have lunch and hang at the pool at the resorts suggested above, or get a massage, facial, or other treatment (always reserve ahead).
Puerto Vallarta hasn't much at all in the way of museums, but with a little legwork, you can get a bit of culture. Learn about the area's first inhabitants at the tiny but tidy Museo Arqueológico (closed Sunday), with info in English. From the museum, you can head downtown along the newest section of the malecón, which now crosses the river. About four blocks north, check out the action in the main plaza and Los Arcos amphitheater. At the Iglésia de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe, you can pay your respects to the patron saint of the city (and the country). Taking a stroll farther north along the malecn is like walking through a sculpture garden: look for the statue of a boy riding a sea horse (it's become PV's trademark), and La Nostalgia, a statue of a seated couple, by noted PV artist Ramiz Barquet. Three figures climb a ladder extending into the air in Sergio Bustamante's In Search of Reason. One of the most elaborate sculptures is by Alejandro Colunga. Rotunda del Mar has more than a dozen fantastic figures -- some with strange, alien appendages -- seated on chairs and pedestals of varying heights.