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[TERRIBLY NSFW] Part 3, The Most Obscene Names of Places: Asia, Australia & Oceania

And now, the final installment of all of us being very, very upset.

It’s a wild and wondrous world we live in, and we at Fodor’s aim to show you all its beauty right through your computer screens. However, the world is also rude and terrible, and we’re also here to show you that, as well. Take these actual places, for example, compiled by Marvellous Maps, on the Magnificently Rude Map Of World Place Names.

This is part three in our three part series of The Rudest Place Names in the World. Read on, as one of our editors finishes off the list of rude places and continues to descend straight to hell into madness.

 

 

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Butt Street

WHERE: Australia

This is a street in Sydney. Just a regular street. Nothing to see here.

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Intercourse Island

WHERE: Australia

This sounds like a reality show, but it’s actually just an island in Western Australia.

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Fakfak

WHERE: Indonesia

Hahaha. Sorry. Fakfak is a town in hahahaha, sorry, I can’t do this anymore.

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Buttocks Island

WHERE: Myanmar

This is oddly formal, but rude nonetheless.

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Bullshit Hill

WHERE: Australia

Fair. Most hills are.

bowels
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Bowels of the Earth

WHERE: New Zealand

Well, this is straight to the point. This is a gorge in Southland, NZ. Frankly, at this point, I don’t even care. I have no feelings left after writing this.

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Bum Bum Island

WHERE: Malaysia

Listen, at this point, you can do a lot worse than “Bum Bum Island.” This is fine.

Book a Hotel

mounts
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Several Rather Alarming Mountains in Australia and New Zealand

WHERE: Australia and New Zealand

“Mount Fanny” and “Mount Meharry” are the names of actual mountains in Australia. And since absolutely nothing matters in this world, apparently, New Zealand has one called “Mount Dick.”

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Semen

WHERE: Indonesia

I’m upset.

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Many Cities With the Word Knob or Nob

WHERE: Australia and New Zealand

There are too many of these to make individual posts about. Presenting, in no particular order, the knobs of Australia and New Zealand: Bob’s Knob, Big Knob Waterhole, Scented Knob, Two Mile Knob, Six Mile Knob, Bald Knob, Prominent Nob, Delicate Nobby, Spanker Knob, Double Knob, Billies Knob, Jims Knob, Devils Knob, Richards Knob, Doctor’s Knob, Nervous Knob, Scotts Knob, Bob’s Knob (Again), Bonar Knob (come on), and, last but not certainly not least, Peculiar Knob.

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Bumbang Island

WHERE: Australia

Okay, “Bumbang?” Really? Bumbang Island. You went with “Bumbang Island.” Okay. Great.  Just checking. Thanks. Bumbang Island is an island in Victoria. And its name is stupid. And frankly, so am I, at this point.

Anus
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Anus

WHERE: Philippines

Anus is a city in the Philippines, and I don’t know what to tell you anymore. I have lost faith in a lot of things.

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Lovely Bottom

WHERE: Tasmania

At least it’s lovely????????????? At least??????????? Help.

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Titwobble Lane

WHERE: Australia

“Titwobble Lane” is a street in Australia, and I have decided that no one cares about anything, and neither do I. Goodbye.

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