United States Forums

Start a new topic Change Forum
Advanced search

Travel Laugh for the Day -- A Redneck Vacation

Jump to last reply

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

11 Replies |Back to top

| Add a Reply

Sign in to comment.

Recent Activity

  • Announcement: Writers Needed for Morocco Guidebook
    by Emily_D Fodor's Editor | Posted on Apr 11, 14 at 05:51 PM
View all United States activity »
  1. 1 Kennebunkport and....?
  2. 2 Jersey City Parking
  3. 3 Trip Report Spring Break in California: San Francisco, Yosemite and up the coast
  4. 4 Hotel recommendation for San Francisco
  5. 5 NYC apartments through CitySonnet.com
  6. 6 Best Glacier viewing (by boat) from Seward or Whittier
  7. 7 Travel West Coast
  8. 8 Cute towns in VIrginia for boutique shopping and restaurants
  9. 9 Trip Report 2 weeks in FL, Savannah and Charleston
  10. 10 recommended cheaper hotels around thanksgiving
  11. 11 Trip Report An overnight stay in NYC to see 2 shows
  12. 12 Trip Report Sampling Ethnic Las Vegas trip report
  13. 13 Colorado in the summer!
  14. 14 Where to go in Maine?
  15. 15 Trip Report My Boston weekend...killing time near MGH
  16. 16 Alaska- cruise or land? and most scenic areas?
  17. 17 New York City Restaurants
  18. 18 Hotels in LA ... I know...how long is a piece of string type question...
  19. 19 traveling Amtrak cross country
  20. 20 Favorite Washington, DC restaurants
  21. 21 Napa Girls Getaway - Need hotel advice
  22. 22 Seeking advice from year round Tucson residents
  23. 23 Place for a drink where kids are allowed? An NYC question.
  24. 24 Grand Staircase Esclante National Monument
  25. 25 Grand Circle Itinerary Utah
View next 25 » Back to the top