Happy Chanukah, everyone! (a joke)
Dec 20th, 2005, 12:26 PM
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Happy Chanukah, everyone! (a joke)
After a loooong search I finally found a new (at least for me!) joke to tell this year - I like to have a new one for each holiday:
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please."
"What denomination?," says the clerk.
The woman says "Oy vey, my g-d, has it come to this? Okay, give me 6 orthodox, 12 conservative and 32 reform!"
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please."
"What denomination?," says the clerk.
The woman says "Oy vey, my g-d, has it come to this? Okay, give me 6 orthodox, 12 conservative and 32 reform!"
Dec 20th, 2005, 05:59 PM
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This is too funny. I got this joke yesterday. But it was Christmas and it was "For heaven's sake! Has it come to that?!?! I'll take 10 Roman Catholic, 15 Lutherans, 5 Presbyterian and 20 Baptists."
