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Hi, everybody!

I'm a new kid on this block, but I'm no kid, I'm 64. I have lived in Buenos Aires since I was born.

I have seen a few of the other kids (one of my nephews, among others) trying to drum up business here, which is OK, I guess, as long as they do it discreetly. However, sometimes I wonder how they manage to get any work done, as they spend so much time writing here. But, I guess that's their business, so I'll mind my own, which is the following:

I'm going to offer a free tour of a part of my town, which should be of interest to intelligent foreign tourists.

Why do I do it? Well, I hope to travel as much as possible during the years I have left and would like to know a lot of people from all over the world, who will be glad to reciprocate and show me THEIR town. THAT is my profit motive.

I like to call my tour "the REAL Buenos Aires", because, as opposed to just about 99,9% of the places mentioned in these forums, my guests will NOT find a single tourist in the places where I will take them. I used to work in the best hotel in Buenos Aires and the people who did this tour with me, raved about it.

The ideal number of people in each tour would be about four, but that is quite flexible.

This is my tour's itinerary:

After I'm finished with my work, at about 6 or 7 PM, I'd meet my tourists below the large clock (a traditional meeting spot) in the hall of the Retiro-Mitre railway station, across from the Sheraton and in front of the replica of the Big Ben, given to us by the British.

Ideally, my tourists should try to reach this place riding a "colectivo" (a local kind of bus), not a cab, because that is also a part of the REAL Buenos Aires. Anyone in your hotel should be able to tell you how to do it. If not, I'll help.

Bring some local coins, to buy your railway ticket (which is preposterously cheap) one way to Acassuso (a suburb north of Buenos Aires), where I live.

The point of the whole thing is travelling the way most Argentines travel. Being rush hour, the train will be quite crowded with predominantly white-collar workers going back home. This is the "best" railway line, because it serves a comparatively affluent neighborhood.

No danger at all, but obvious normal precautions should be observed, such as: no expensive watches or jewelry and only a little money and a camera, both kept in a safe place.

After half an hour of travelling, we will get off the train in Acassuso and I'll show you around the area. We may also enter a food market, to give you an idea of prices.

We will then wait to watch a deplorable spectacle few, if any tourists have ever seen: The "cartonero" train, which carries only the people who, after the late 2001 crisis, have to make a living rummaging through other people's garbage.

This is impossible to describe and something you have to see to believe and it will help you understand the Argentine crisis better than any book. Of course, I'll offer my own theories about why this happened and gaze into my crystal ball for the future.

This is quite stunning and far more interesting, from my point of view, than Evita's grave, for instance, a place to which tourists flock.

After that, we will proceed to one of several restaurants in the area, for dinner. Not a single tourist in sight, except you. Cost: MUCH cheaper than any of the places mentioned in these forums, which seem very cheap to foreigners, but are expensive for Argentines.

Then back to town in a "remise" (car with a driver), for a preposterous about 2 bucks per person (assuming 4 passengers). Tip the driver if he does a good job, please.

Any volunteers?????

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