"can Get as high as a Pelican, splash with the seals, dive with the whales , bring a shovel and pail...and money to make bail..

For everywhere I go down here what do I meet but land sharks ...who play me for a Mark... as they bullshit, wheel and deal but from me will never get to steal

I Watch out for the timeshare I have learned to dodge and evade .... a Canadian fireman got stabbed by them one day

I am good to the police as they like to get paid they are Academy Abortions and live by ATM Extortion

I rented a good boat went fishing for a day.. I made sure it is a good boat and it didn't sink... a few have gone down the tourists have drowned in the drink.. I thru out a line sipped a little wine but nary a one of those Fishies did dine

I don't have to go to the Middle east to visit a dead sea the one they have here has been fished out by corruption and greed

If your are sick and addicted ... Cabo is a vacation Treat.. a land of sleeze ,hookers, teenagers, pushers litter the streets .. anything you want Cabo aims to please and the Trannys all await. to entreat the gay to be happy and play..

There is nothing to hide it is all in the sex guides ...

I played a round of golf only $220 plus for 18 holes .. a real rip off it teed me right off ... later I watched the barenaked gals swing from their poles.. It was Pussy Galore I didn't want to see more... If you like full service they tell you the rates to be paid... I kept saying no I didn't want to get Aids

The law is Caveot Emptor Buyer beware ....you want a scare... there realtors down here who are so bold and rash .... they have swindled the homeowner and buyers out of their hard earned cash .... If you have heard the real stories of what goes on down here ... then you know there is a lot for me to be in fear...

Pryamid scams, shitheads and flim flam, timeshare hosers and the bullshit closers... victims, cryers, pathological liars, woman used to abuse , any excuse....

The highway down here is like a sewer pipe .. out of the flue you should see what pops out.. it will give you a fright you will want to take flight....ah one road in and one road out ...Cabo my friend is just a Dead End

Every night the bars put on the same tacky tourist shows... yeah same old show ten years in a row....the people come and go... the scene stays the same...and everyone here is in on the timeshare game..

The bars are just meat markets for the sex addicted to target... where the trash hope to find love in a resort full of escorts... you many end up with a cabo disease oh yes this place has STDS...

So many floozies you can tell they are not choosy... smelling like skunks and Oh so drunk, they get the boozers and the losers... the gigolos and Hos... gringas OPCs the humptys who have been dumptied, the only place they can get laid is old cabo.. so what does that say .... I want to go away

This is land of one night stands, bring on the band ..or use your hands .. they call this place fun ...well if you are a drunk bum.. a happys ho ho to Cabo don't go.....

If you are a tourist you loves to get shitfaced then by coming to Cabo you have chosen the right place .... if you have good taste then it is best to stay away

A person with good taste you will not find here... they are wise enough and know to steer clear.... "