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I live to travel. Have done for a very long time. I work all the hours I can as a casual teacher and then I am off spending the money on a trip to Europe.
This is my second trip to Europe this year and I know how lucky I am. But, this 6 week trip away spending 2 weeks in Camogli in Italy has been some what challenging.
I am normally flexible, love misadventures but no more (or at least this time).
I know that I am older because:
1:the 80cm climb onto the train from the platform at Camogli train station is difficult to do. Even harder in a skirt.
2:smoking, smoking, smoking, everywhere you go, some one is blowing it into your face. We are renting a charming apartment which overlooks the beach at Camogli. 4 floors up it has wonderful views BUT, the smoke from the people below in the restaurants etc waft gently up into our apartment. I don't want to close my windows...I hate waking and going to sleep with eu de tabacco on me.
3: my beloved phrase book is of no use anymore. I once thought it was charming, I thought it was my friend but really...if I ask the question, I can't understand the answer! For example, the Lonely Planet Fast Talk Italian phrase book actually has the following in it. 'Lay ke fa-re be se a -ve-se so-lo oo-na jor-na-ta" 'What would you do if you only had one day'!!! Please, if you understand the answer you don't need a phrase book.
4. VPL. This stands for visible panty lines. It is not chic for women to wear really bad fitting undergarments on their lower half...so not chic.
If I could speak/write Italian I would write to Italian Vogue and tell them.
5: I absolutely hate the siesta. What am I suppose to do between 12.30-1pm and 3.30-5pm? I used to think it was a charming custom but no more. With train and buses often on strike or retardo...I seem to arrive at my destination just when the place is closing for 4 hours!
So, the moral to this long story is that I know that I am officially old and so not flexible like I used to be.

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