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What Should Retrosexuals Wear this Season in Europe?

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Being the ever dandy, rakish cad that I am, I was wondering what a sleek, but sturdy retrosexual should wear on a winter tour this year.

I'm having trouble deciding if pointed toe shoes are still in style and if I should leave my teal NFL windbreaker and aqua smoking jacket at home. I'm taking my black cape, but am open to other suggestions if they don't make me look fat or too short.

Also, how can I get that heavenly orange glow some national Pols seem to be sporting these days? Is that painted on or is it a dye job gone bad?

And is plucking your unibrow really only a metrosexual thing? I'm not sure if the guys at Porky's Gym might object to me using a pair of tweezers after my morning steambath.

MK2 is proving packing and luggage tips, but I'd like cutting edge fashion advice from some "in the know" forum folks.

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