Asia Forums

Start a new topic Change Forum
Advanced search

China, A New Wall Discovered

Jump to last reply

One of my main reasons for visiting China is to hike a portion of the over 4,000 mile long “Great Wall” that is in some areas at least 700 years old.

Settling into Chinese Box Hostel after an almost midnight arrival, I am surprised to hear a few of the guests talking about a new wall discovered here. Turning on my notebook, I am interested to research if their discovery is true.

I have just lost contact with my 1865.75 friends. OMG, what I am going to do? How am I going to survive the next 5 days in China? I have just clashed into something more intimidating and technologically advanced than what was built here almost 700 years ago.

I have encountered, “The Great Facebook Firewall”. But have no fear, Captain Facebook, a fellow guest comes to the rescue with a little program that conquers this wall like the Mongolians could not do hundreds of years ago.

I am LLMAO as the wall comes crumbling down right before my eyes. A moment later, I realize that conquering this wall may not have been a good thing. Now I have to once again defend myself from banner ads, spam and possibly 1.3 billion friend requests. OMG.

10 Replies |Back to top

| Add a Reply

Sign in to comment.

Recent Activity

  • Announcement: Writers Needed for Morocco Guidebook
    by Emily_D Fodor's Editor | Posted on Apr 11, 14 at 05:51 PM
View all Asia activity »
  1. 1 osaka to kobe frrom ship to ship
  2. 2 Trip Report Trip Report - Yunnan Province, China and Mongolia
  3. 3 buying a van in Mongolia
  4. 4 Trip Report April in Bangkok, again!
  5. 5 12 day split between Beijing and Shanghai
  6. 6 Biting the India bullet...well, maybe...
  7. 7 Japan, japan
  8. 8 Have you stayed at Outrigger Laguna Beach Resort Phuket?
  9. 9 Trip Report Bangkok, Luang Prabang, Luang Say, Chiang Rai, Singapore (but no Siem Reap)
  10. 10 Flying from place to place in Asia - here's our plan with questions
  11. 11 Hong Kong restaurants
  12. 12 Problems at 12,000'
  13. 13 GOING TO SE ASIA , NEED HELP
  14. 14 Hotels in Hong Kong
  15. 15 India for 2 weeks in December/January
  16. 16 Drinking cheap in Singapore
  17. 17 Has anyone done a houseboat trip in Kerala
  18. 18 Bali trip - Places to visit outside of Bali / SE Asia
  19. 19 Sixteen Day in South Korea
  20. 20 SE Asia July/August - more itinerary advice needed
  21. 21 what gifts to take to host in Cambodia from the U.D.
  22. 22 Recs for Tokyo hotels
  23. 23 How safe is Delhi/India
  24. 24 Malaria
  25. 25 Vietnam and coffee
View next 25 » Back to the top